There’s An Atlanta Orgy In The Works, Bow Ya Heads And Bring Your Holy Water

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You know where I need to be? In the bed.

 

But here I am. See most of the time I’m minding my business and that’s exactly what I was doing today when I got on Twitter and was bombarded with endless tweets about an ATL orgy. My brain could not compute.

The first thing that popped in my mind was the high rate of HIV cases in the ATL. Ignorant? Probably. Critical thinking? Hell yes. First, all that had been brought to my attention is that there would be an orgy. I did not know if there would be STD testing before anyone was permitted on the premises (however that works). And I didn’t see any of these women promoting unsafe sex. So I was cool with it.

Hey if you’re an adult and you want to have sex and it happens to be in a room full of other people having sex WHO ARE ME TO JUDGE?

My problem occurred when my ears heard something that made my brain explode: Metaphysics. The host of the party blamed bad energy on the contraction of STDs. Yes, you heard right. According to her you can’t get STDs if you’re happy.

Say what now?

So align your chakras, meditate, drink water, get to happy before you bust it open, ladies or you start slanging your penis every which way, fellas.

All I can do is shake my head because by the end of the Periscope video I knew deep down in my soul that this party. This birthdaysexorgycelebration, this situation is NOT going to end well. The idea isn’t bad. It just hasn’t been executed properly. And for that I bow my head and pray.

There were many inconsistencies in the Periscope video. One of them being black women being blamed for STDs. There was a Hotep aura and though I’m not surprised I can honestly say I am disappointed. What will come of this dick slaggin’/pussy poppin’ party? I don’t know.

But I wish these young ladies the best (even the one that called Michelle Obama ugly). 

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